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September 13, 2013

Things That Go Bump in the Night

So, I heard a loud bump last night. A concerningly loud bump. Then Pokey comes flying up the stairs.

Right about now, I'm wishing all of my firearms weren't at the Chevy dealership (don' task).

I go downstairs and look around. Nothing broken. I lock all the doors. Turn off some lights. Nothing really obvious wrong. So I'm like..."stupid cat...settle down....I'm trying to sleep."

And I go back to sleep.

Then it happens again. A loud dull noise. Hard to ignore. If Pokey made it, it sounds like he may not have survived the fall. So I go down with a flashlight, check around. I can't find the silly cat anywhere in the house. So, I go back upstairs and look under the bed. And there's Pokey. Frozen.

I'm like...."Would you please settle down so I can sleep. I've got to get up and go to work in the morning." Ok. So, that's a lie, but it's a cat so, does that even count?

And then this morning I'm looking out the front picture windows on the house and I'm like..."aha....so that's what caused the noise last night...."

Posted by Rob Kiser on September 13, 2013 at 2:34 PM

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