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June 20, 2016

I hate Apple so much there aren't words

So, I'm trying to install some software on my iphone, but I don't recall what my password is. The reason I don't recall what my password is, is because Apple sucks so hard that they won't let me use my normal password(s).

Now, everything I read says that I'll need to get the FBI involved to use my iPhone for anything more than a paperweight. I hate Steve Jobs so much there aren't words. Someone should exhume his rotting carcass and defile his remains.

Having said that.

Apparently, this is a different situation than guessing your passcode wrong too many times if you have a passcode/screen lock set up.

I think my situation is different. I think that I just need to know my email address.

https://support.apple.com/en-us/HT201487


Here are their password restrictions:

Your password must have:
8 or more characters
Upper & lowercase letters
At least one number

https://support.apple.com/en-us/HT201487


OH MY FUCKING GOD APPLE I FORGOT....FUCK ME, RIGHT???

https://iforgot.apple.com/

Posted by Rob Kiser on June 20, 2016 at 10:09 PM

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