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February 8, 2012

Starving deer eating a pear

Sarah, I'm sorry but the deer ate your pear. The mailman refused to deliver it, and the deer finally came around today and they looked so hungry. We got 4' of snow over the last few days and when this little herd came up in the front yard they were so hungry they were eating the pine needles and mullen...stuff they only eat when they're starving...so I gave them your pear. Do you forgive me?

Posted by Rob Kiser on February 8, 2012 at 10:26 PM

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