Peenie Wallie: Fellow German-Americans, Unite!

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September 23, 2009

Fellow German-Americans, Unite!

I love how Obama came out today in front of the UN and said he was an "African-American". Like, Jesus Christ. Can we possibly try to split the country any more? From now on, I'd like to be known as a "German-American". Obama will subdivide and weaken this country in a way Jimmy Carter couldn't have dreamed of. Carter ended up being remembered mainly for the Iranian Hostage Crisis, Stag-flation, the Energy Crisis, and defending himself from a rabbit swimming through a Georgian swamp. I can't wait to see what this idiot will be remembered for. I have a feeling we haven't seen anything yet.

The curious thing, to me, is that the Republicans are so inept that they've not been able to capitalize on the enormous amount of discontent toward this jug-eared dope. As my neighbor once told me, "the Republicans have a knack for snatching defeat from the jaws of victory," which I've since realized was a shrewd observation.

The solution is simple. Rule Number 1 - Pass a balanced budget amendment. Until we do that, nothing is safe. Nothing is sacred. Until we balance the budget, we will be forever at the whims of some idiot to come in and spend us a few trillion more into debt. Nothing would so readily prevent someone saddling the country with the financial burden of trying to keep the illegals and the indigents alive for free in perpetuity.

This solution is as obvious, as it is simple. Balance the budget. Pay off the debt. No new taxes. This should be the rallying cry of the Republicans. Instead, what we're hearing is "no public option for health care". I honestly don't even know what the public option is, though I can assure you I don't want the government involved in my health care. Christ - they can't even run the DMV.

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