Peenie Wallie

Observe the Italian marble fountain with pool in the bedroom, as well as the hot tub. If you look above the hand carved mahogany four post canopy bed with pineapple finials, I believe that is a window, as opposed to a mural. Note there there are both mountains and an ocean.

There are only a few places in the country that offer views like this. Nothing on the Gulf coast looks remotely similar. Florida is as flat as a pancake. Possibly around Bar Harbor, Maine. Parts of California and parts of the Oregon coast look like this. Maybe the Napali Coast of Kauai. That's it.

This would be a palace on par with say, Hearst Castle in San Simeon, for instance. I've been to Newport, and there' are some nice mansions there, like The Breakers, for instance. But the coast of Rhode Island looks nothing like this.

Of course, I'm looking at these sketches and all I see is a hole to throw money into. Taxes, insurance, maintenance. I see a lot of pets, so I'm thinking they'll be eating someone out of house and home with food, vet bills, ruined rugs and furniture. And then you have to pay someone to pet-sit when you're on the road because if you've got enough money to built a palace like this, I'm thinking you've got to travel a lot, right?

Plus, I'm not sure this property is zoned properly for some of these vermin. It looks like there's a pet squirrel in the house, and I'm not sure what those are crawling across the bed and hopping around the little pet cemetery out back there. But I'm sure the county will send someone by one day to make sure the pets are all within the zoning guidelines.