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December 12, 2008

The Gift That Keeps On Giving

The Blago scandal is like the gift that keeps on giving. There's so many things to like about it:

"There's the enormous I-should-have-had-a-V8! moment as the mainstream press collectively thwacks itself in the forehead, realizing it blew it again. The New York Times -- which, according to Wall Street analysts, is weeks from holding editorial-board meetings in a refrigerator box -- created the journalistic equivalent of CSI-Wasilla to study every follicle and fiber in Sarah Palin's background, all the while treating Obama's Chicago like one of those fairy-tale lands depicted in posters that adorn little girls' bedroom walls. See there, Suzie? That's a Pegasus. That's a pink unicorn. And that's a beautiful sunflower giving birth to a fully grown Barack Obama, the greatest president ever and the only man in history to be able to pick up manure from the clean end."

Posted by Rob Kiser on December 12, 2008 at 6:14 PM

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I was joking over at doubleplusundead that Blagojevich is my personal Christmas present from Barack Obama, since he cares about each and every one of us individually. Since Obama is the messiah, I suppose the case could be made that the gift of Blagojevich is unending and eternal and can be made to each and every one of us without diminishing the gift.

I think I just blasphemed there.

Posted by: Alice H on December 14, 2008 at 10:02 AM

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