August 13, 2008
Lynne Russell - Bone Ugly
Lynne Russell used to be an anchorwoman at CNN's Headline News. She was as ugly as homemade sin. I quit watching Headline News because every time I saw her face it made me cringe. I'd forgotten about her until I saw this smoking hot chick on CNN today named Robin Meade.
And I was like...thank God they finally axed that old hag. I'd totally repressed her memory until I saw Robin and then her old haggard face came back to me like a bad dream.
I figure that pretty much anyone can read a teleprompter, so I personally, would much rather watch someone hot read the news than some old battle axe.
Where I come from, they'd say Lynne wa's "bone ugly", as in "beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes to the bone". Ughhh. I'm still shuddering.
Posted by Rob Kiser on August 13, 2008 at 10:58 PM
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