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March 28, 2006

God I love the smell of gunpowder in the morning

Last Sunday, some genius busts into a house armed with a .30/.30 rifle. As he breaks in, the homeowner shoots the attacker in the chest with a .410 shotgun which, of course, just makes him madder. Homeowner then retreats with son to bedroom while attacker fires through the door at him and his son with the .30/.30 rifle. Homeowner then loads the big gun and returns fire with a 30.06 rifle, killing the intruder through the door. Police arrive just in time to mop up all the blood, as usual. I love a story with a happy ending. :)

What's the lesson for our tree-hugger pacifist-nihlist friends? Don't let the police fool you into thinking you can outsource your self defense. A gun is something that, if you need it and don't have it, you won't need it again. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone. Real men don't dial 911.

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/8287436/detail.html
http://www.craigdailypress.com/section/frontpage_lead/story/21183

Update: My buddy emailed me this article from Mississippi today: Governor signs bill expanding self-defense laws. Har! Har! This is great. This bill is GUARANTEED to reduce crime. I'd love to see someone interviewing people at the state "pen" in Parchman. This is going to put the criminals out of business. :)

Posted by Peenie Wallie on March 28, 2006 at 10:35 AM

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