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December 06, 2005

Pen guns must be banned

Some idiotic white wigger rapper pointed a small gun disguised as a pen at his head and pulled the trigger. Not surprisingly, he died a short time later. The idiot apparently thought the gun was jammed. His mother, logically enough, has called for a ban of pen guns. Instead of blaming inanimate objects, I suggest that we corral all of his surviving relatives and gas them with Zyclon B.

Any idiot that points a gun at his head and pulls the trigger deserves to die. Any woman that doesn't teach this fundamental concept of gun safety should have the hubris to admit that she's an inept parent and failed her offspring miserably. Calling for a ban of yet another weapons is an old saw. The worn and tired bleat of feminist mental drivel, propagated by the Main-Stream-Media, is falling on tin ears. That dog won't hunt. His family should be exterminated post haste. The world is better off without their ilk.

Update: Apparently someone is mistakenly attempt to read Peenie Wallie as a valid, coherent, manifesto, and having difficulty assimilating my various positions. In the words of the immortal Mark Twain, "Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot."

So, I don't claim to be a shaman, a savant, or a healer. I don't claim to be some Christ-like leadership figure in hope of attracting disciples. I do tend to shoot down the prevailing idiocy of both the right and the left, and am beholden to neither.

To further clarifiy my point, I do not seriously believe this guy's extended family should be killed. That subtlety was apparently lost. However, I shed no tears for the idiot that shot himself. Rule number one of gun safety is 1) always treat any gun as though it was loaded. Never point a gun at something you don't intend to shoot. These are basic, common sense, gun safety principles. They are universal. There are no exceptions to them.

For the dead idiot's mom to then come out in favor of a gun ban, is abhorrent. Just misplaced anguish.

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Posted by Peenie Wallie on December 06, 2005 at 12:36 PM