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December 28, 2005
NOPD kills citizen armed with knife
The NOPD have stuck again. This time, gunning down a citizen armed with a knife. It was, reportedly though, a very dangerous modified version of the Swiss Army knife with a sharpened toothpick attachement and a bayonet lug, making it an assault knife. The NOPD have been anxious to fire their weapons, as they've not been able to assault the citizens with the same anonymity they enjoyed prior to Hurricane Katrina.
Police-criminals in the NOPD have suffered a string of bad luck in the storm's aftermath. The police-criminals that abandoned their posts and fled their city have been charged with malfeasance and dereliction of duty. Police-criminals that beat a retired school teacher as cameras rolled and then assaulted the camera man were promptly fired or suspended.
The shooting is the first confirmed kill(Post-Katrina) in the occupied city of New Orleans by the phantom-force of NOPD police-criminals.
Technorati tags: Securocrats, NOPD, Katrina
Posted by Peenie Wallie on December 28, 2005 at 10:30 AM
Comments
Please tell us how you would go about disarming a man with a three-inch hunting knife, who has already assaulted one person. Remember, you have to keep him from cutting you or any citizen he may happen across.
Remember that once a subject with one knife charges you, he can travel a distance of 20 feet before any bullets stop him.
Posted by: Major Lagg on December 31, 2005 at 8:27 PM
Last time I checked, it wasn't illegal to carry a pocket knife.
Posted by: Peenie Wallie on January 1, 2006 at 11:47 AM
And, for those of you playing the home game, a three inch knife is not a hunting knife. It's a pocket knife. Nice try though.
Posted by: Peenie Wallie on January 1, 2006 at 11:48 AM
Uh, it is illegal to beat a clerk and then wave the knife at others. It seems you don't have all the facts. Pity.
Hunting knives can be three inches in length. DOesn't really matter what you call it a three inch knife is a deadly weapon when waved at people. The 9/11 terrorists used box cutters to kill the flight crews of four planes. Those are a lot smaller than a three-inch knife.
Not a nice try on your part but maybe with practice, you'll get better.
Posted by: Major Lagg on January 2, 2006 at 12:03 PM