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August 30, 2005

Gulf Coast descends into chaos

The levees around New Orleans have been breached, and the city is beginning to flood. The rising floodwaters have forced lethargic criminals from their dens, like Formosan termites, swarming on a still summer night. These subsidized vermin have emerged from obscurity to loot and pillage the city, setting fire to warehouses and homes.

As the city deteriorates into anarchy, the U.S. Army National Guard has moved into the city in a belated attempt to restore order. Unfortunately, they're a day late and a dollar short. Although New Orleans initially managed to duck the worst of Katrina, critical mistakes in the immediate aftermath of the storm allowed conditions to deteriorate exponentially.

The situation on the coast is out of control. There are an unknown number of deaths. Millions are currently without electricity, potable water, and air conditioning. Fuel is practically non-existent on the coast. The relief efforts currently underway are negligible.

Critical Mistakes:

We are facing a full-scale disaster, Bush is relaxing at his ranch in Crawford, and our National Guard troops are stuck in a desert half way around the globe. This is the kind of tragedy that fuels civil wars. The president would be wise to wake up and attempt to gain control of the situation.

Update: Bush did come to his senses and decide to cut his vacation short today, something he should have done yesterday, but better late than never. Look for Bush to dispatch troops to the ravaged areas of the gulf coast promptly.

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Posted by Peenie Wallie on August 30, 2005 at 9:18 AM

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