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June 19, 2005

Happy Father's Day

For Father's Day, Jennifer wanted a week-long unsupervised vacation at Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch in California. At first, I have to admit I was somewhat hesitant, because, after all, Michael Jackson sleeps in a hyperbaric chamber, has a pet monkey, and a pet giraffe, bleached and butchered his face, with chin implants and countless nose jobs, sleeps with boys in his bed, and has been accused of multiple counts of sodomy and molestation against children. But then I thought - Wait a minute. A jury of his peers found him "Not Guilty". So, he must not be guilty. Besides, who am I to cast judgement on others? I once kept a library book two weeks past due. So, it's not like I'm perfect either. Also, I can email her as much as I want using a free emailid provided by the Neverland ranch. Her emailid is victim_214389@neverland.com. I'll miss her, but I'm sure she'll have fun.

Posted by Peenie Wallie on June 19, 2005 at 1:39 PM

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