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January 24, 2015

The Jenny & Carly Story: Post 3

Disclaimer: I didn't write this. This is a deleted post from Reddit.com.

Origitnal post here.

Update post here.

Alright, so Jenny and Carly got back from the hotel. I had my devices cleared, and everything looked normal. My brother and I were sitting on the couch watching TV. Jenny opened the front door, and Jenny and Carly walked in. It started with normal "hey huns" and "I missed yous". They took off their shoes near the door, and Carly went over to sit next to her husband. Jenny just walked up to me and hugged me for a good minute or two. I won't lie, it felt good forgetting about everything and just wrapping each other in our arms. She didn't smell different, so it was easy to forget about the whole affair situation.

She pulled out of the hug, and kissed me like she did Zack for a few seconds. I pulled away and said "what's up?" She looked away, I could tell she was beginning to cry, and started sobbing. She got all teary eyed, I almost felt bad for her, and she said "I'm so sorry honey". I played dumb and said "what happened?"

She asked me "Carly didn't tell you?". I said "no". She told me that she had to makeout with some guy (Zack) and that if she didn't he would let out a dirty secret of hers. I asked her what was the secret and she wouldn't tell me. I told her "is that all you did? A few kisses isn't that bad if he was blackmailing you. It's ok."

I asked her "what about the weekend get away?" You didn't go on a trip or anything?" She said no, she had only gone to a hotel where the guy wanted to meet up for some kisses.

Carly clearly looked uncomfortable during this, she kept looking over at us, as if she wanted to say something. I turned to look at Carly, and this is when the truth started to come out. I already knew Jenny had sex, I was playing dumb. Jenny said "we did a few other things but that's all." I asked her to tell me what she did. Jenny said she played with Zack's penis, and touched it a little.

Give me a break. I got more aggressive and frustrated with her lying and asked her "are you sure that's all you did?" Jenny then told me she had to have sex with him just to please him. I grew tired of her giving me tiny bits of the information, so I asked Carly what happened.

Carly told me that Jenny told her they were going to a lodge in the mountains for a weekend. Jenny told Carly that I didn't want to miss the football games, so I was gonna stay home and it was gonna be a fun weekend for them to bond. This is believable, they are best friends. Jenny then took them to Zack's house and she forced Carly to keep her mouth shut or she would tell my brother that Carly was cheating. She showed Carly where she would be in case something happened to her, and dropped Carly back off at the hotel. Carly said Jenny went back to Zack's place for a while, they did something, and came back later with a guy she didn't know. Jenny then had some more sex with Zack while Carly just spoke to the new guy that Jenny brought over. They had a few drinks and went to bed. They dropped them off at their houses, and now they came back home.

False. Bs. Carly lied, she never mentioned meeting X at Starbucks, or the Coffee shop trips at all. My brother was growing more and more frustrated with the lying, so was I. I told Jenny and Carly to come with me. I sat them down at the dining room table and asked them to give me the whole truth, as their stories didn't add up.

That's when Jenny started bombarding me with "why don't you trust me?" and "we're married, we're supposed to trust each other through thick and thin". Wrong verse. Carly started to give dirty looks, and she repeatedly rolled her eyes. It's was like I was speaking to toddlers. Jenny was furious, she walked into the kitchen, got a bottle of water and slammed the refrigerator door. My brother heard this, he came over and sat down with us.

The four of us were sitting at a table. My brother and I knew most of the truth, Jenny and Carly knew the whole truth. We had to get it from them.

Jenny started sobbing hysterically. Carly followed. They both cried for 10 minutes maybe, without talking. Jenny came over and hugged me and sobbed into my shoulder. I was gonna miss holding her for sure, she still felt like the same non-cheating person I knew before.

Jenny sat back down and told me the whole truth. Jenny and Carly had made up the whole trip. They wanted to have sex with other people for once. She hooking up. They went over to the Starbucks so Carly could meet the guy she had been seeing for a while prior. Jenny grew paranoid that she was being followed by me and started driving around in circles. She then went back to the shopping center to pick up Carly. X had something to take care of and said he would meet Carly later at the hotel. X is a friend of Carly's and Jenny's. Carly and Jenny then drove to the hotel they were staying at to eat some food.

Later, they went back to the car so they could drive over to Zack's flathouse. Jenny ran over to the car because again, she was paranoid I was following her. They drove over to Zack's house after many turns because she as paranoid I was following her. Jenny showed Carly where she would be if anything happened. Jenny then drove Carly back to the hotel. Carly waited up there for Jenny, Zack, and X to come over. Jenny went back over to Zack's house and they made out in there. They also had sex.

After a while, Jenny and Zack went to the shopping center to pick up X again. With X, they went back to the hotel where they were going to have sex. As I guessed, Carly got cold feet and didn't want to do it. Jenny and Zack however did have sex, multiple times. Carly ratted out Jenny right away so she wouldn't be involved with anything. They all had a bunch of drinks and got drunk. After Jenny and Zack had sex once more, they went to bed. Carly and X hung out all night, nothing romantic except for hand holding.

They woke up, ate food, dropped everyone off at their houses (kissed Zack), and drove to the Coffee shop. There they talked extensively about what the would tell us to cover up what happened. They got too confused and just decided to wing it. They went back to the hotel, got their things, and checked out. They left out the part about driving to the gym/grocery area, and said they just drove home. Instead of lying, they broke down and couldn't do it so now they're admitting what they did. They also didn't say anything about the person they talked to on the phone outside the hotel.

So, from what they told me, Jenny had sex, Carly did not but was going to. I don't know what to believe. Jenny again, hugged me and sobbed into my chest, ruining my shirt. Carly cried, but didn't approach her husband.

My brother had a look of relief on his face, but also slight anger. He scolded them about lying for maybe 15 minutes, then again about how badly they had hurt us, and they cried more. I was furious. I thought what we had was great, she never once showed signs of wanting to hook up with other people. I asked her how long this had been going on and how they were meeting each other, but she didn't say anything. After a few more minutes of crying, she said a few weeks, that was the first time they had sex. I was devastated, but I understood that this is what she wanted. Sure, she played with my feelings, but she's not a person fond of commitment at heart. She wants to sleep around, and that's fine with me.

That's just not happening when we're together, so I'm continuing with the divorce process. Fuck her. My brother and Carly talked in our bedroom. There was tons of yelling and crying on both parts, and they came out after 20 minutes. They looked like they had made up, and they went home. I was upset, Jenny kept telling me we could work through this, she didn't want to lose me, and that it would never happen again. I just left the table and went back to watching TV. She started yelling at me about how I was betraying her and that we are life partners and we can't divorce. She came over and tried to sit on top of me in a cute way, but I rejected. She got all pouty like she normally does when she's upset and went upstairs to use the restroom. Holy mood swings.
That's when I wrote that quick update. I told Jenny that we'd talk about it later tonight, and that I was still on with my friends to watch the football game. She pleaded to me one last time, but I wasn't budging. She said she had a date planned for us and I'd have a sexy surprise waiting for me for when I got back. She winked at me and said sorry, I walked out the door. I didn't say anything about the investigation I have going on.
Here I am, at my friend's house. They're clearly enjoying the game, I'm writing a depressing and devastating story on Reddit. Still on with the lawyer tomorrow morning.
Thank you all for the support these past few days, it has meant a lot to me. I'll post an update on what happens with the divorce lawyer, one about what happens when I get back home, and I might post a complete update post on everything on Monday/Tuesday @ r/relationships.

I'll retrieve call and text logs to find out who she was calling when they were outside the hotel.

Either way, my head is spinning and I don't know what to think about all this. There are so many questions that need answering. My brother is supposedly fine now, I'm still devastated. The next few months will be tough, but I think I can get through it. Jenny is at home alone now.

EDIT: Forgot to add Jenny has texted me 13 times to "come home" and "she misses me".

EDIT 2: I'm probably done updating for tonight, I'm not feeling up to it. I'll read and reply to some comments, but I can't get to all of them. Goodnight guys, thanks for the support

EDIT 3: (12:56pm) 1/19/2015 Hey. So my sexy surprise last night was pretty terrible. I walked into the house pretty pissed and Jenny had literally everything I like prepared for me. My favorite meal, the outfit of hers that I liked, etc. I didn't know what to do, this felt so many like some of our old nights together that we loved.

I didn't give in sexually, but I was pretty hungry. I sat down with her and we ate, pretty much in complete silence. She had the nerve to ask me "are you still upset with me?" I just looked at her, and she knew it. I finished eating and started heading upstairs. She chased after me, grabbed my hand, and once again, cried into me. Although this wasn't a whole bunch of tears like earlier, she was still sad.

You know, throughout all this, I still see flashes of the person I used to love so much. They way she walks, the mannerism when she brushes her hair back, etc. I realized, this is just her way of guilting me, I'm not gonna stay with someone who I can't trust, second guessing everything they tell me. I told her to "leave me alone, we'll talk some more tomorrow."

I go through my routine and go to bed, where she is waiting for me with one last attempt to have sex. I finally told her "this isn't happening, and you know it. You have Zack on speed dial, call him if you want a quick fuck." Out of rage, or maybe to prove that she doesn't love him anymore, she smashed her phone on the floor. She said "I told you I don't like him anymore! I want to be with *you** and only you!* Our bedroom floor is carpet, so her phone didn't break but the sim card and battery flew out which made it look bad (a.k.a cracked back). I told her to "pick up your fucking phone and stop bothering me, I'm trying to go to sleep. You should've thought about our relationship when you went around sleeping with other people".

More crying, and she fell asleep that way. I fell asleep afterwards, and we didn't have sex. I woke up this morning at 5am without waking her, hit the gym for an hour and went to the divorce lawyer. He has told me to not tell her anything about the PI investigation or anything else involving the divorce. He thinks it would be wise if I thought this over thoroughly, as after divorce it would be tough to go back. He told me to give him a call when I was ready to move forward. I received a copy of the prenuptial agreement, and we read it over. It's still valid (thank god). He didn't have much time to speak with me since he shouldn't have been in office for MLK but he has me and one other client early and he wanted to go back home.

I'm planning on calling him tomorrow morning to move forward with the process, there is no way at all I'm staying with Jenny. After the meeting, I texted my brother and asked him how things were going. He said "about back to normal." Well, good for him. It's weird, I'm happy for him, but I kinda wish I had a partner to go through this with me together. It's tough getting a divorce, but I'm not a bitch and I can get through this.

Jenny texted me this morning asking "where are you?" a few times. I didn't reply. I'm at home now, it's pretty awkward. She's trying to set up a movie date with us tonight, and I keep rejecting.

To clear up a few things: Some people are telling me I'm bragging on these posts. I never said I have a huge cock, never said I was insanely attractive, never said I'm filthy rich or have a great job. I don't consider myself above anyone at all. The only reason the sexual details were included is because it's a common reason to divorce. A lot of divorces are over sexual dissatisfaction.

And, thank you all for the support. There is no way I'll be able to read all these replies and PMs, but I'll try to reply to as many as I can. There will probably be a couple more updates here, and I'll post another update thread in a few months on how I'm doing and how the divorce went.

Again, thanks for the golds, but this is a throwaway as I've mentioned. It'll make it much easier to read comments, so thanks!

(2:08pm) 1/20/2015: Writing an update..../

TL;DR: She cheated, Carly got cold feet and didn't cheat, I'm getting a divorce, my brother may not be.

EDIT 4: (3:15pm) 1/20/2015: Alright. Sorry for delay in updates recently, it's just tough updating when Jenny is home. I don't want her to find out about the posts so I have to open a new window whenever she walks by. As a result, it takes a while to write a post that should take just 30 minutes.

Anyways, Jenny tried to drag me to the movies last night. She said if we spent some time alone clearing our minds, we might be able to rethink this situation thoroughly and realize we are perfect for each other. I wanted to watch American Sniper anyways, but I didn't want to go to the movies alone, so I gave in since she was pestering me. When we got into the theater, I immediately started to regret it.

There were countless attempts at holding hands, kissing, wrapping her arm around me or pulling my arm around her, etc. After my rejections, she grew frustrated during the movie and began to shun me. Like a child, she had her head facing the other way from me instead of watching the movie. After that, she started to repeatedly tap me on my thigh over and over and over and over for almost the rest of the movie.

On the drive home, she started crying/shouting at me about how sorry she is. She said she's having nightmares about losing me and she can't imagine a day where she doesn't wake up next to me, etc. I told her "I don't want to continue a romantic relationship with you. We are getting a divorce." I asked her to pull over so I could drive since she was acting like a maniac and I was afraid she'd drive us right into traffic. The rest of the drive home was quiet sniffling and silence.

Last night, as a last ditch effort, she tried to initiate one last time. I pulled her off and told her "no, our sex life is over. After we split you can go back to Zack and we'll be on our separate ways. Until then, stop trying to fucking initiate with me, you'll just get rejected. Let me sleep." Like the night before, she fell asleep in tears.

This morning, we woke up at almost the exact same time, which is unusual. I wake up quite early, and she sleeps in. Maybe she stayed up all night and waited for me to get up to talk, idk. Anyways, she said that she wanted to come clean to get everything off of her chest. She couldn't live with herself if she kept "leading me on" (whatever that means).
Carly had sex with X. But that isn't it. They switched partners repeatedly over the weekend. So every M-F combination that is possible with Carly, Jenny, Zack, and X, happened. She said Carly was frightened about my brother finding out, so she stabbed Jenny in the back by snitching on Jenny. In other words, Carly wanted to be the plaintiff, and Jenny to be the defendant, since usually the person who reports first is trusted more. When Carly told Jenny what she did (dumb move), Jenny panicked and sent something similar to me about Carly. So, they both cheated on us with two different partners. Zack and X are mutual friends of the both of them, and all of them had been interested in something sexual for a while now. Jenny said she wanted to see what it was like to taste other fish in the sea, and Carly was tired of the same bland life.

I was once again, devastated and angry that she still hadn't told me the truth even after "coming clean" before. An hour ago, I texted my brother asking him if he could swing by my house later today with Carly so we could talk about something. He instead told me to come over to his house tonight with Jenny. Keep in mind, I hadn't even told him about Carly cheating yet, but he already wanted me to bring Jenny along... So maybe Carly came clean to him?

Jenny is nervous about going over there later, she isn't eating much or speaking much.
I received the call logs from Jenny's phone over the past few days. The person she and Carly were talking to outside the hotel wasn't Zack, it was a number I've never seen before(X?). She contacted the Bank once, probably about the frozen joint accounts. She also called Carly multiple times during the trip. Her phone is broken now, so she hasn't made any calls in the past day or so. Zack is probably wondering why she hasn't spoken to him recently.

The divorce lawyer and I have a follow up meeting scheduled for Thursday afternoon. We're planning on going through with the divorce. I'll be informing Jenny she'll need to hire a lawyer soon. She probably isn't taking me seriously, but she will when she sees the prenup with the cheating clause highlighted.

It's weird the amount of publicity my situation is receiving (Fox news, Dailymail, radio shows, etc.), it's a constant reminder about how shitty these next few months are going to be and also raises the probability of her finding out about this. I cant go 2 minutes without thinking about the affair. I can't even browse this sub without seeing PI or Jenny and Carly jokes in the comment section of almost every post. Hopefully in time it'll be less painful and more of a funny joke to me. Still hurts thinking about two different guys fucking my soon to be ex-wife, possibly even at the same time.

Thank you all for the support, another update is coming this evening after I speak with my brother and Carly, and maybe another one during the day if something new unfolds.
(3:53pm) 1/20/2015: What the heck I had no idea Brazzers was offering me a free subscription haha. Nice people they are.

(4:45pm) 1/20/2015: Heading to my bro's soon. I posted a comment somewhere jokingly mentioning my favorite movies. Those are not my favorite movies of all time! They don't even crack my top 3!

(5:05pm) 1/20/2015: Leaving in a few minutes, Jenny's getting ready. Should be a shitty next few hours. I'm getting so much support in my inbox it's unbelievable, I can't even read 1/5 of the messages. Thanks everyone.

(5:07pm) 1/20/2015: If it makes some people feel better, I'll try to explain any "inconsistencies" or problems people have with the story when I get back tonight or tomorrow. Update tonight will be about the shitty talk I'm about to have.

(5:10PM) 1/20/2015: Proof will be posted after the divorce case is settled. Official proof to calm down the nonbelievers.

TL;DR: She cheated, Carly got cold feet and didn't cheat Carly also cheated on my brother, I'm getting a divorce,my brother may not be, not sure about my brother.

EDIT 5: (11:10pm) 1/20/2015: Jenny and I pulled up at my brother & Carly's house. After ringing the doorbell, and waiting for what felt like an eternity, Carly answered the door. She looked sad, and her eyes were swollen as if she had been crying for a while. We entered, and my brother was waiting for us in the living room. I walked over and took a seat next to him. Jenny tried to sit next to Carly, but Carly got up and walked to a seat across the room. You could almost taste the tension in the room.

Without beating around the bush, my brother got right into it. My brother said Carly told him that Jenny pushed Carly into having sex with Zack/ X, that it wasn't her choice. Carly must've came clean to my brother about having sex with Zack and/or X. Carly spoke up and said if it was her choice, she wouldn't have done it and she would've remained faithful to my brother. Carly said Jenny turned into a bad influence recently and kept nudging her towards an affair, but she kept resisting. Finally, to stop the pestering, Carly gave in. Carly said again that "Jenny isn't a positive influence you want in your life" and the old Jenny she knew, the kind, faithful, loving one was gone. Jenny looked furious. She shouted "YOU FUCKING LIAR." Jenny admitted that they both had sex because they both wanted to try new things, she didn't force anyone to do anything. I spoke up and for the first time in a long time, took Jenny's side. I questioned my brother, asking him if he actually believed the bullshit Carly was spewing out of her mouth. I told him there was no way Jenny forced anyone to do anything, otherwise Carly would've sneak texted one of us earlier on about this whole thing.

Emotional breakdown commence. Carly wept for 10 minutes straight, mumbling out words nobody could understand. Jenny surprisingly just stared at her in anger instead of joining in. Carly eventually came clean, telling us that they both agreed to it and wanted to try something new. My brother was once again furious and started marching around the house slamming doors. He has a tough time controlling his anger. Finally, we all knew the complete truth. Jenny and Carly consented to having sex with two men on a fake "girl's night(s) out". My brother calmed down, but was still visibly upset, and returned to the living room. There was nothing left to say, we all knew what was coming, a dual divorce. After we had cleared everything up, everyone stood up as you normally do when guests are leaving, and Jenny and I were getting ready to leave. Carly walks across the room and hugs Jenny, even after Jenny nicely resists a few times. It lasts a few seconds, and Jenny pulls out. They're both looking at each other now.
"crack!"

Jenny slapped Carly across the face. Now, it wasn't so hard that she'd lose consciousness or be thrown into another dimension, but it left a mark. Jenny clearly wasn't having any of this blaming bullshit. She turned and quickly ran out the door. I apologized profusely and followed her out the door. My brother texted me when we got home saying it's ok and he's pretty pissed about Carly embarrassing him like that with a lie in front of all of us. Needless to say, Carly and Jenny won't be speaking to each other for a while.

As you all know, after Jenny smashed her phone on the floor and aggressively placed it on hard tables multiple times, her phone stopped working properly. I saw this firsthand when I got home from the divorce lawyer. See, I retrieved the call/text logs from the past few days and noticed there were no texts since the incident, nor were there any calls. There were calls during the girls' trip though. I'm not 100% certain whether or not her phone ceased to work immediately after the bedroom phone smash or if it worked for a while then stopped. As I said, the morning after Jenny smashed her phone on the ground and I returned from the divorce lawyer, she texted me. Jenny was either using her phone which was barely working (not likely), or her iPad since it only requires WiFi to text using iMessage, not a cell phone plan. iMessages do NOT come up on the text/call logs since they don't use the carrier's service, they use Apple's servers. When she texted me, I didn't think it through and thought it was just a normal iMessage text. I had different, more serious and important divorce things on my mind than which device she used to contact me. Jenny had been switching between normal texts and iMessage while speaking with Zack.

This evening I entered Jenny's iPad password and went into iMessage. She had been texting Zack and an unknown number (probably X). I read through the conversations, and Jenny broke up with both of them. She said she didn't want to have any further ties with them and the sex was going to stop. X and Zack agreed and they haven't spoken since. So Jenny had actually broken off her relationship with them, she wasn't lying..
Jenny kissed me goodnight (I had no time to react, she didn't hold me down and force it or anything just a quick few second long kiss which is fine I guess) and went to bed. I'm typing this on the computer and I'm heading up soon. She hasn't cried or begged for sex or affection, I guess she understands now that it's done.

Now, all me and my brother have to do is file for divorces and we'll be back to bachelor lives without wives. We aren't divorcing each other but we're divorcing our wives.
Also, if you think the story is fake (it isn't), please refrain from spamming my inbox with "you're a karma whore", "good story better karma rewards*", etc. I want to see the messages where people are actually sending advice or giving me feedback, not a whole bunch of useless insults. Thanks.

(11:27pm) 1/20/2015: Tomorrow I might post a straw poll on whether or not me and my bro should get revenge or something. No, revenge is petty never mind. Also, It seems this crowd of Redditors at night is a lot nicer and less volatile, I like you guys.

(11:51pm) 1/20/2015: Me right now

(11:56pm) 1/20/2015: Heading to bed very soon. I'll still be replying to some comments though I can't get to all of them.

(12:51am) 1/21/2015: I guess we're the reason Reddit's servers have been so fucked in the past few days? Shall add "broke the internet" to my resume. I'll reply to some more comments and head to bed, thank you all for the support these past few days. I'll update this situation tomorrow, although I'll probably have to make a new post since it'll be at the max character limit if you guys still want to see updates. Goodnight.

(1:38am) 1/21/2015: No, I don't think I'm so important that I needed the disclaimer. I'm getting tons of messages asking to turn this into a short film, book, movie on kickstarter, etc. I needed to put that there. That's in the off chance someone took this as something more serious than just some guy and his brother's divorce stories. And many people advised me to post the disclaimer since it made it onto the news. Just following advice. I'm getting tons of messages about it, I won't be able to reply to all of them I'm sorry.
TL;DR: Jenny cheated, Carly also cheated on my brother, my brother and I are divorcing our wives.

EDIT 5: (4:20pm) 1/21/2015: As usual, I woke up early, hit the gym, and returned home in time for breakfast. Jenny was up by the time I got home and sitting at the table eating breakfast while having a plate out for me. Again, she woke up early when she normally doesn't. I don't know why I let her cook for me, I didn't ask for it but I wasn't gonna throw out a perfectly good breakfast, as I knew she didn't poison me or anything like that. It felt so much like our time together pre-affair. Sitting together, eating, and casually speaking. She stopped trying to initiate or be all romantic, aside from occasional shoulder brushes and a peck once in a while. There's nothing I can do to stop those things, it happens in a second and I don't have time to react.

Anyways, while finishing up breakfast we heard the doorbell ring. I went to answer the door. It was Carly and a police officer. This was the non-emergency kind of officer, the kind that settles minor disputes. She called him over to supervise us in case things got physical again. We didn't get any heads up she was coming. Whatever, that's fine.
Carly got right to it. She explained clearly that she did not want any of us to contact her ever again. Carly said she didn't want to speak with us, and she's had enough of all this drama and shadiness bs. We had ruined her life and caused her to become such an unstable person. Apparently she has depression and she's developed a fingernail biting habit because of us(???). To clarify, myself, Jenny, and my brother weren't to speak to her ever again unless it was related to the divorce case between her and my brother. Jenny tried to speak up, but Carly shushed her before she could say anything.

Carly is also setting up a restraining order against Jenny and I, and another one against my brother after their divorce is final. She said we'll have to pay a fine to the tune of $1000 if we come within 1000 feet of her. I looked over at the officer to confirm if what she was saying is possible, but he shrugged his shoulders. Carly is staying at a hotel until her divorce is final. Also, if Jenny hears any rumors she is not allowed to spread them. Carly also said she's afraid she might have gotten an STD from Jenny and she's going to get tested ASAP. I'm also getting tested soon. I was close to blowing up and asking her what the fuck she was doing in our house coming in with an officer explaining this bullshit that obviously won't hold up in court, but I let it slide. Jenny was growing aggravated, but she held it in as well. Carly smirked and walked out the door behind the officer. Jenny tried to trip her from behind, but Carly caught herself, told the officer, and glared at Jenny. Jenny received a warning from the officer.

So, Carly isn't speaking to my brother, me, or Jenny. Jenny and I are getting a divorce. Clearly now so are my brother and Carly. Soon, it'll just be me and my brother, and two best friends who threw away their lives split apart by a dumb idea. Jenny and Carly will be cut out from our lives as soon as this is all over. Also, I've requested Jenny's parents come over Saturday during a time when Jenny is out. We'll talk about this situation.

(4:30pm) 1/21/2015: Meant officer, not brother. Just went over it. Brother came to mind first since we're talking about Carly and she's his ex-wife. Haven't spoken to my brother since our text.

(4:37pm) 1/21/2015: Wow thank you all for the kind PMs. I can't even read them all there's so many every time I refresh there's a few more.

DISCLAIMER: If you're planning on turning this series (true story), located here, here, and here, into a short film, book, major production, etc. contact /u/MyLifeSuxNow first and acquire consent before proceeding.

Posted by Rob Kiser on January 24, 2015 at 6:02 PM

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