Peenie Wallie: Five Mistakes Hillary Made

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May 08, 2008

Five Mistakes Hillary Made

A lot of people are saying that it is inevitable Hillary Rodham will drop out of the race. I don't know about that. She's an ankle biting cur, and I wouldn't turn my back on her for a second. I personally think that she would destroy the Democratic party, and even the country, if it would mean she could run the United States for 4 years as the first female president. She'd do anything to hold the reins for just one term. But, fortunately, the noose is tightening, and it looks less and less likely that she can win enough of the popular vote, enough states, enough delegates, or enough super-delegates. All that aside, she is now having to pony up money out of her own pocket. A lot of money. As in 11.4 million dollars of the $100 milllion fortune they've amassed since Bill left office.

So, I do think that she might drop out, not for the good of the country, but because she's not so stupid to keep throwing good money after bad. I mean, she's an evil conniving scallywag, but she's not stupid. So, if people are saying she will drop out, I'll allow that she might, but not due to altruism or benevolence. Only because everyone else can read the writing on the wall and they're not sending her any contributions, so she's politicing on her own nickel, which I think she's too cheap (and smart) to do for much longer.

So, I've got my fingers crossed that we'll see the Wicked Witch of the South disappear from our collective radar screens in the not-too-distant-future. And we'll all breathe a sigh of release with her passing.

Oh. I almost forgot. Here's the Five Mistakes Hillary Made.

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